Drug Dealer Gets Played By Police
Talk about bad luck—Drug dealer Michael David is a $1,000 lottery winner, but police confiscated his winning ticket after buying it with money made off an illegal drug sale. Now, the case will go to court.
“I guess it will be up to a judge to decide, but it’s in our possession right now as proceeds from a drug transaction,” Deleo said of the winning ticket.
David sold four 10-milligram methadone pills for $15 each last week and is now sitting in jail on drug trafficking charges.
All we can say is, be thankful he didn’t win the million dollar jackpot.
50 Cent Hits the 8-Ball
A Croatian news crew barges in on 50 Cent backstage at a concert and catches him and his posse in a private moment...face down on a table doing lines. Classic!
50 then tries to salvage the situation by giving the guy an impromptu interview. Crack is whack!
Crack is Whack!
Boys and girls ... another reason why crack is whack! The cheif medical examiner concludes that 76 year-old Ike Turner died from doing too much crack.
“We are listing that he abused cocaine, and that’s what resulted in the cocaine toxicity,” Paul Parker, the chief investigator at the medical examiner’s office said.
Something Was Bound to Go Wrong!
“The Insider” is reporting that little Dannielynn, Anna Nicole’s baby has to wear an eye-patch until further notice because she’s going cross-eyed. Great! See, this is what happens when your mommy abuses drugs!
“All of the opinions that I had [from doctors], every one of them said that it’s very, very unlikely, because no one knows one-hundred percent what causes [strabismus],” says Larry. “But I point-blank ask every single doctor, ‘Could any medications that Anna was on have caused this?’ and they said that it’s more likely that a genetic reason could have caused it.”
Chrack is what!
[Image Courtesy of EvilBeetGossip.com]
50% Muscle—50% Steroids
Who knew that you needed to be pumped up to sing!
50 Cent, who started working out after being shot nine times, allegedly had shipments of steroids sent to his Connecticut mansion under the name “Michael Jordan.”
All we have to say is, “Bitch, you wish you looked as good as Michael!” We understand your ass got shot, but that doesn’t mean the steroids are going to stop the bullets! They pump muscles, they don’t create a bullet proof vest. I’d love to see their excuses when they go in front of the judge. ‘ Uh, you see your honor, Gangsta Rap made me do it!’
The Albany Times Union reports that a handful of major musicians and one very prominent writer-director have all been linked to the very same steroids trafficking ring that brought Major League Baseball to its knees recently.
According to the report, musicians 50 Cent , Timbaland, Wyclef Jean and Mary J. Blige are all linked to the scandal, and author Tyler Perry is also involved. Through records obtained by the Times Union, the report says that Blige and other stars received steroids or human growth hormone through the mail, sometimes using false names.
Scandalous!!!!!!
What’s Wrong With This Picture?
What the hell is wrong with this picture. For starters A) they’re both fugly lookin b) the guy on the left, James Coursey, is an escaped inmate that attacked a homeowner with a hammer on Sunday in Lecanto, Florida. He’s still on the loose and police are doing they’re very best to find him. C) the guy on the right is the Gieco “caveman”
So, please don’t get it confused. The guy on the left causes the wreck, the guy on the right fixes them. Coursey is not on his way to sell you insurance, so don’t be fooled. Call 9-11 right away! If you’ve never seen the commerical watch it below.
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