Mariah Carey Marries Nick Cannon
Please tell us this is not true.
Latina magazine is reporting that Mariah Carey, 38, married wanna-be singer Nick Cannon, 27, in an impulsive, secret wedding ceremony yesterday on a remote island.
A “source” close to Cannon ratted the newlyweds out.
Source say Carey’s close friend, rapper DaBrat, was one of a few people to attend the quickie wedding.
We’re so guessing that Mariah is preganant and a divorce will be in the works in the near future. Touch My Jelly, throw me on the floor...file for divorce...I will haunt you down!
Let’s just pray she has twins so she can get all the fat out of her system. Nice way of getting married after only being together for a year.
Now let’s work on getting a better ring.
Poor Tricia is Back!!
Poor Tricia is back fighting her mean husband! She’s pissed...hang in there girl. We’ll find out if she’s getting evicted tomorrow.
Whoppi to Hasselbeck: “Your Talking White”
Oh, god—the ladies of the view are back at it again, this time it wasn’t Rosie doing the talking. Try the entire panel against the delusional Hasselbitch.
Madonna “Today” Interview
In case you missed it this morning, NBC’s Ann Curry’s interviews Madonna. Watch and learn ... Madonna actually has a heart.
Mimo’s GMA F**kup
A sound techie at ABC’s Good Morning America probably got fired this morning after Mariah Carey’s back-up track completely f**ked up during her performance of “Touch My Body.” Touch my track and get fired. Luckily, Mimo could actually sing her way out of the nightmare unlike Ashlee Simpson who just gave up.
Things got better for the other two songs—we especially liked Mimi’s “I’m That Chick.” You like?
NEW MUSIC: Fergie “Label or Love”
Fergalicious is back with “Label or Love” off of the Sex In The City Soundtrack. CLICK HERE to check it out.
Star Jones Axes Al
Starzilla is finally dumping her “gay” husband, Al. Yup, the defunct talkshow host filed for divorce on March 26th, nearly 4 years after getting married.
The papers were marked as an “Uncontested Matrimonial” case by the court and the records were sealed.
Star told E!“Several years ago I made an error in judgment by inviting the media into the most intimate area of my life. A month ago I filed for divorce. The dissolution of a marriage is a difficult time in anyone’s life that requires privacy with one’s thoughts. I have committed myself to handling this situation with dignity and grace and look forward to emerging from this period as a stronger and wiser woman.”
We don’t know about all that Star! Doesn’t it seem like everything you touch goes bad...the view...court tv...your marriage. Everything is falling apart. It really does suck that the records are sealed because we’re dying to know what exactly went down. But, if you think hard enough, we think we’ll be able to figure it all out. Your ex-hubby sucks hard!
Brooke White’s On-Air Meltdown
American Idol contestant, Brooke White, had a mini meltdown last night during her performance of “You Must Love Me” from Evita. There’s no doubt she’s a way better singer than Ashlee Simpson though. That’s for sure.
We don’t think she’ll end up leaving tonight!
Playing A Game
It’s sad to know our country is going through some difficult times—gas prices are at record highs and more and more people are losing their homes. Yet, what’s even more disturbing is that our President has time to play “Deal or No Deal.”
Clinton Vs. Obama
Hillary Clinton is working double time to ensure she wins Pennsylvania tomorrow. The former first lady appeared on Larry King’s show tonight trying her hardest to convince Larry that she’s the best choice for President. Here it is in case you missed it!
Madonna’s “Hard Candy” FULL Album As you can imagine, Madonna’s newest album, “Hard Candy” has leaked all over the internet.
But, unfortunately, Madonna’s people are threatening to sue us, and we don’t want any bad blood. We still think her new album is off the hook. And as always, we recommend you buy the album when it comes out on April 29th.
Here is the letter her peeps just sent us:
NOTICE OF INFRINGEMENT AND DECLARATION: WARNER BROS. RECORDS, INC.
TO:
iPowerWeb
Speedfox, Inc
REGARDING: http://newsgangster.com
IMMEDIATELY REMOVE ALL LINKS, REFERENCES, ARTWORK, DOWNLOADS, VIDEOS AND
Madonna - Hard Candy
If you do not comply with this demand immediately, we will seek whatever
WARNER BROS. RECORDS, INC.
I, the undersigned, do solemnly and sincerely declare and CERTIFY UNDER
1. I am the owner or an agent authorized to act on behalf of the owner of
2. I have a good faith belief that the materials identified in the addendum
United States
Please act expeditiously to remove or disable access to the material or
3. I may be contacted at:
Printed Name: Dorothy Sherman
Date: 21 April 2008
REMOVE:
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Leave Oprah Alone!
Come on—didn’t anybody watch Oprah’s BIG Give—she’s helped thousands and thousands of people in America and in Africa live better lives. For god’s sake, give her a break and focus on her HUGE heart instead of her large, goat cheese ass.
But, then again, that doesn’t matter to these people—there’s only one way, and she’s still going to hell in a hand basket. Maybe she can get Martha Stewart to decorate it for her.
These poor people must still be eating some left over mad cow meat that Oprah tried to bring into the spotlight so they wouldn’t die. But, we guess this is how good people get repaid.
Jesus loves everyone, so stop the hate.
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