Oh, god, we’re freaking—it’s TRUE. The NY Post is also reporting that our beloved Mimo tied the knot with small screen wanna-be singer Nick Cannon, who we should also mention is 27 years old.
This is all so crazy. We don’t know what to say. Things just don’t seem right. We smell another meltdown on the horizon. We totally think she’s pregnant and got scared and had no choice but to marry. The condom broke or she was so messed up the “retard” forgot to use one.
Here’s comes Kevin and Britney Part II.
AND, did we fail to mention,“crazy" Mariah married this guyafter a month of dating and WITHOUT A pre-nup. Yup, NO PRENUP.
“There was no pre-nup - there wasn’t time,” says a worried source.
Kevin Part Two—Mariah is going crazy. Stay tuned! Somehow, we think its all 100% a publicity stunt, for Mariah’s sake we hope it is. Getting back at the paparrazzi—sweet.
A source who knows Mariah said, “The lady loves publicity. She’s also got a good sense of humor. If no one gets hurt, why wouldn’t she let the rumors swirl a little while longer and maybe help sales?”
Reps for Carey and Cannon did not respond to requests for comments.
